Archive for 2005-06

16 blocks = The length two drivers (whose gender I will not disclose) drove while TALKING TO EACH OTHER WITH THEIR WINDOWS DOWN.

5 = The number of traffic lights along chat route.

3 = The number of turns negotiated WHILE TALKING.

18 m.p.h. = The MAXIMUM speed reached by aforementioned "drivers" while in dialogue.

35 m.p.h. = The actual speed limit of the road on which this discourse occured.

2 lanes = The number of lanes on aforementioned road.

Very Angry, possibly with road rage = Me.

VVVRRRRROOOOM!!!! = The sound of my SUV as I was finally able to overtake the idiots.

Shock and awe = Them.

Lack of conviction of any wrongdoing = Them.

Idiots = Them.

I wondered what kind of content I could publish if I ever had a blog. I didn’t need to look far to find inspiration for this article.

Bad drivers are just ridiculous.

Automotive Manufacturers:

1. Toyota.

2. Honda.

3. Lexus. (a division of Toyota.)